And now, wise words from Rowdy Roddy Piper.

* "Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions."
* "Real men wear kilts."
* "You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!"
* "I am your reality check!"
* "Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling."
* "I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!"
* "Russia gives us Nikolai Volkoff, and we give them MTV and 2 Live Crew. Fair trade, huh?"
* "Nature Boy, what's that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?"
* "Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!"
* "Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox."
* "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me."
* "I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am."
* "Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"
* "I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!"
* "Your stupidity is something you're born with."
* "The boss is back."
* "My name is Rowdy Roddy Piper and you ain't seen nothin' yet!"
* "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
* "Rowdy Roddy Piper"